Vad skulle DU säga till ET om du mötte honom

[GammalDansken]

En undersökning i en engelsk tidning gav oväntade resultat.

Man förväntade sig upplöftande och spirituella svar med önskan kärlek och fred mellan stjärnorna

men fick över 1000 förslag som snarare gav en bild av Jorden som ett miserabelt ställe att befinna sig

och som gav ET alla möjliga anledningar att snarast lomma tillbaka till sin stjärna därute.

Mankind are vicious, creatures who have already done a great job of wrecking our home.

Please kill us now … have no mercy,” urged a gentleman from Indiana.

“We are evil and you must defend yourself.”

“Keep away from this planet,” agreed Pamela from Sicily.

“Mankind is only intent on depleting, abusing and destroying [it].

They will do the same to yours should they find it.

Mankind is the worst virus in the universe.

You have been warned.”

Seema from Elgin had a compelling reason for ET not to bother with us:

“If you’re planning to visit our planet, please know you will need to remove all metal from your person, take your shoes off

and submit to a full body scan, carry all liquids/gels/aerosols in clear plastic bottles no bigger than 3.4oz,

surrender all cigarette lighters and batteries, pack all jams and jellies (but pies can be carried on)…

Oh, yes. Welcome to the Earth!”

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/7399703/So-what-would-YOU-say-to-ET.html

[ban99arne]

Kan man få låna en hundring?

Optimisten Arne

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[swedenfarang]

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[Baa]

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