natchawadee Inlagd November 15, 2010 Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 Once upon the time there was 4 body parts discussing who should be the boss in the body The body parts was the Brain, the Eyes, the Stomach and the Heart.. Heart : I should be the boss because i pump blood to all the body... Brain : NO no no.. i should be the boss because i control all of you... Eyes : Without my eyes you can do nothing so i must be the boss.. stomach : HAHAHAHA i feed all of you without me you all die of hunger!!!!!!!!!!!! then the little asshole listen to the discussion and the little assshole said " I WANT TO BE THE BOSS TOO" all of the body part look at the asshold and start laughing " hahaha you only a shit asshole be quiet and dont disturb us!!!!!" said the body part the asshole get very very upset and angry so he close down... after 2-3 days the eyes start to get foggy the stomach hurt the heart pump not good and the brain get dizzy ..2 weeks later.. all body parts tell the asshole to open up! but he still not open... then after 3 weeks all the body parts was so so sick. in the end they have to lets the asshole be the boss.. SO THATS MEAN... THAT EVEN AN ASSHOLE CAN BE THE BOSS!!!!!!!!!!! .... have a nice evening everybody by.natt Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
honken Inlagd November 15, 2010 Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 True that... Same same, but different! Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
Wwax Inlagd November 15, 2010 Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. "Feck off" says Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
Micke031 Inlagd November 15, 2010 Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 So thats why so many assholes are the boss Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 15, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 So thats why so many assholes are the boss cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! finally someone has agree with me.. Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 15, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 15, 2010 Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. "Feck off" says Mick, "Have you seen how many of their owners go blind?" hahaha i like that Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
Baa Inlagd November 16, 2010 Dela Inlagd November 16, 2010 Wayne had an very bad accident, got himsels burn to death. Coroner had to indentify the body and ask'ed his long time buddies Ole and Sven to do the indetification. First Ole, Not shure, too badly burned, turn him over. Looking at the back Ole say. Nop, aint him. Next Sven, Not shure, badly burned but turn him over. Same answer, not him. Coroner ask them: Howe can you tell? Ole and Sven: Cant be Wayne, cause everytime we go out together people say "There goess Wayne with his two ashole's" and this body only got one. Vinter och snö gör sig bäst på vykort. Nackdelen med alkohol är att det får människan att förväxla ord med tankar! Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 16, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 16, 2010 Wayne had an very bad accident, got himsels burn to death. Coroner had to indentify the body and ask'ed his long time buddies Ole and Sven to do the indetification. First Ole, Not shure, too badly burned, turn him over. Looking at the back Ole say. Nop, aint him. Next Sven, Not shure, badly burned but turn him over. Same answer, not him. Coroner ask them: Howe can you tell? Ole and Sven: Cant be Wayne, cause everytime we go out together people say "There goess Wayne with his two ashole's" and this body only got one. Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 16, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 16, 2010 Fredrik : " Damn!!!!!!! i did it.. how can i? i cant believe that i had done this thing!" Fredrik said to his friend and he feel so upset about the thing he had done today his friends feel sorry for him so one of them walk to him and comfort him with a nice word Friend 1 : "Dont be worried my friend... you are not the first one who had sex with your own patient!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " That word really make him feel good inside but its seem like lightning striked on him when one of the friend said Friend 2 : damn shit! but you are VETERINARIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ..... ***smile little bit laugh little bit.. live longer**** Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 16, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 16, 2010 thanks for my boyfriend .. whoes be there when i need .. thanks for my friend... whoes comfort me when i'm sad thanks for my son ..... whoes be with me when i'm alone AND BIG THANKS FOR FOOD POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT KEEPING ME AWAKE ALL NIGHT Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
natchawadee Inlagd November 17, 2010 Trådstartare Dela Inlagd November 17, 2010 Father and son Father : WTF!!!!!!!!! This is the first test fo you how can you get zero in every subject?! i teach you everyday dont you have any brain cell left?!!!!!!!!!!! Son : But dad why you so angry? i listen to you everything you teach me and i thing i did good too. Father : ohhhh... i have so stupid son!!!!!!!!!! Son : you should be proud of me dad!!! you told me that we must forget the part and WE BUILD UP EVERYTHING FROM ZERO TOGETHER! ....... As you know kids are smart and they always obey their parent Link to comment Dela på andra sajter More sharing options...
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